The LO 704 will meet for the 20th Anniversary of this esteem group at the Cable Center on Wednesday September 24th from 8:00 to 10:00pm. We will be inducting 10 new unsuspecting victims (members) into this highly sought after organization. Qualifications are listed below. We are seeking donations of Old Cable Stuff for the annual auction at the meeting. If you are attending, please bring it with you or if you don’t want to carry the primo items, they can be sent directly to the Cable Center at:
The Cable Center
2000 Buchtel Blvd.
Denver, CO 80210
Atten: LO 704 Meeting
About the Loyal Order of the 704
Membership in the Loyal Order is upon nomination by a current member, usually someone who actually knows you, holds a grudge against you, or is afraid of you. The qualifications are 30+ years in the Cable System Business. Extreme Preference is given to Technical Operations, Engineering and/or the ability to tell great lies about how your actual or (alleged) use of a Jerrold 704 meter saved this or that from Nuclear Destruction, Asteroid Collision, Tsunami, Hurricane, Tornado, Earthquake in Napa Valley, or other substantial embarrassment, and the strong desire to wear a Pink Flamingo Cap and kiss Pinky somewhere on Pinky’s body at the induction ceremony.
All Hail Pinky,
John K- Funny Host
Andy Healy-Straight Man Host